≫ NATURE CALLS (but also responds to email) ≪
≫ EMAIL SIGN-UP≪
I, Erinaceus Rex, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the privacy of your email against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to my troop of fellow hominids; and that I will obey the orders of said tribe to not be inundated with daily electronic communications pertaining to my dead wealthy uncle in Botswana or how you can overcome the perils of flacidness with $4 truckloads of Levitra, Cialis, and Viagra.
I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully respect the contact information upon which I am about to receive;
So help me God.
XO Forevs, E.Rex.
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