erin king +
Currently inhabits the southwestern region of North America with migratory patterns spanning across Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas. Occasional vagrant sightings have been recorded in Europe, Australia, and Africa.
Terrestrial with a preference for temperate climates and mountainous landscapes. During bouts of inclement weather, will most likely be found sulking at a Mexican dive bar.
Upright and bipedal with a mild overbite. Lacks significant body hair. Often seen wearing corrective lenses.
Has been observed successfully operating a Xerox machine while in captivity.
BEHAVIOR & COMMUNICATION
Complex and lacking.
A mostly placid omnivore, but has shown displays of aggression towards sub-adult males while competing for line placement on $2 taco night.
Anatomically modern lady ape compelled to make visual artworks as the result of operant conditioning and a mild obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Her latin binomial name, Erinaceus Rex translates to "King of the Hedgehogs."
KINGDOM• PHYLUM • SUBPHYLUM • CLASS • ORDER• FAMILY• GENUS • SPECIES
Animalia Chordata Vertebrata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Erinaceus Rex